How Pressed Can You Be?

I've never understood people who go out with someone and sleep with said person within a week or two of meeting this person and now y'all go together. I'm sorry but there's a disconnect here. Girls (and boys too) will go out with some man they met at the club, go on one date and sleep with him and now y'all are in a relationship. You're all up on his twitter page, changing your facebook relationship status, and telling you mama all about him. Really???? How is this possible? You're telling your friends about how much you're feeling him and going around being very much like Amerie in 2002, talking about why don't we fall in love? Chile.. please go kill yourself. Do you even know how crazy you sound? Can you please tell me how you go from  the 1st date eating dinner with this man at The Cheesecake Factory to picking out the color of your bridesmaids dresses?

What is being demonstrated here is an extreme case of being pressed. Yes, people who think like this is  are more pressed than Steve Harvey's suit on the day he's hosting the Celebration of Gospel for the 20th time. I just don't understand it. How do you go from meeting someone to telling people this is my new boo, all in a week. Nobody can be that sprung, can they? The sad thing about being this press and that the other party never feels the same way. Never I say. They're not at home doodling the other person's name in a notebook or dreaming about getting Brian McKnight to sing at the wedding. Nope, none of this stuff is going through their brain, they're chillin'. Which is exactly what your monkey ass should do to. Yeah they like you.... but it ain't love and y'all definitely don't go together, at least not yet. This isn't 7th grade miss/sir just because someone expressed some sort of feelings for you, doesn't mean its a relationship. So keep all thoughts like that stored in your trapper keeper and locked in your locker, with your Jr high thinking ass. Chill out, take a step back, and just date this person. Stop thinking David Tutera is coming to plan your wedding to this person and just keep things real cute.

Let me say this if the person you're so gaga over, had any idea how pressed you are, I'm pretty sure they would PAUSE on the whole situation between the two of you. There's nothing worst than a pressed person because honestly it comes off as desperate and who wants to be with a desperate person? No damn body, that's who. How are you already thinking about being in a relationship and all they're thinking about what movie to go see with you on Friday? It makes no sense. So just clam your happy ass down and relax and just let it happen.