There's No Crying In Baseball

You know some people are just criers and that’s perfectly ok. I place no judgment on them for that, sometimes the simplest things (that’s what most people think) can set them off and they proceed to cry you a river. I have friends that are easy criers, sometimes their cries don’t always indicate they’re sad or they have a serious problem. It’s just their release mechanism, everyone’s release or coping mechanism is different. Some people rage against the machine, some drink themselves into a drunken stupor, others take a nap, and some just cry about. I think I’m a combo of all those things, I been known to have my One Last Cry like Brian McKnight and they proceed to drink some wine and take my ass to bed. Please believe I’m not above crying about any damn thing. But what I refuse to do is cry at work. Let me re-phrase that, I refuse to cry in front of people at work because I have cried at work (like 3 weeks ago when I found out my dog died).

I’ve cried at plenty of times at work it’s just in the privacy of my car or the good old bathroom stall of the women’s restroom. See every time I’ve seen someone cry at work in front of people…. Well the shit is just terrible. Terrible I say!!  First if you’re crying at work people are going to gather around like they are witnessing the birth of Christ and ask what’s wrong. So there you are snotty nosed, puffed eyed, and red faced… just a hot mess and now you have to explain to people (1/2 of them you don’t like) what the fuck your problem is. If it’s non-work related people are going to be more sympathetic towards you but if your ass is cry because your supervisor chewed your ass out in the 9:00am meeting and you go to your desk at 9:30am crying….. People aren’t going to be so understanding. It doesn’t matter if you’re a male or female and if some gives you a tissue or not.  They’re all thinking what the hell is wrong with this bitchass. You will be ever and a damn day be labeled as well for lack of a better word a crybaby. Women you already know office politics are harder on us, is it fair no but life isn’t fair. So if you start going up in your place of employment crying like someone stole your bike, you will be JUDGED and labeled. People are going to throw your ass into the emotional, unstable, and difficult to work with category. People will avoid doing things to set you off…. It just becomes this all around nuisance. I know from first-hand experience how crying at work is just not the move you want to make.

At the time I was working at my after school job while I was in high school. I worked at a local grocery store chain in the Southeast region of the country. As Monica would’ve said “It was just one of those days where I wanted to be all alone” Now I can remember exactly why I was so upset that day. I believed  I had a shitty day at school, I want to say I got a not so good grade on my physics test, I’m sure something about a boy was bothering me as well, my mom had pissed me off, and I quite possibly could’ve been on my period.  Anyway I get to work, I was a cashier there. Now I distantly remember Simply Red’s Holding Back the Tears playing over the loud speaker at the store .My boss says something to me I have no idea what, but I was standing next to one of the bag boys and after whatever the fuck my boss said to me I burst into tears. Now I stand firm in my conviction in that Simply Red’s Hold Back the Tears is the saddest and most emotionally turbulent song ever written. I think hearing that song sent me over the edge and the waterworks ensued.  Yeah it was pretty bad, so bad in fact my boss sent me home for the day. Not in a bad I was suspended from work way but in a; you’re clearly going through some shit and you need to go lay down or something kind of way.  However before I went home I was bombarded with a 100 questions about what was wrong with me, and I couldn’t answer any of them because there was nothing really wrong with me to be crying like Trey from Boyz in the Hood after Ricky was shot. So that made me cry even more…smh. While I was weeping like a baby, I heard the bag boy say “well damn I’ll go get the buggies from outside, there’s no need to cry”. So there started the rumor around the store from that day until the day I quit was that I was crying and Waiting to Exhale because I didn’t want to get the buggies from outside. That was SOO not the case but it didn’t matter that’s what people thought. So whenever something went down at work, people would say don’t upset her, you know she’s sensitive, you’re not gonna cry about are you? So learn from my mistake at 17 don’t ever cry at work unless somebody has died or something. You better do it like Samantha Jones from Sex and the City and hold your composure until you get to the elevator.

The Facts Of Life

I usually don’t think my Dad makes any sense when he gives me advice…… honestly between the accent (he’s Nigerian) and the parables he speaks in, I just don’t get it most of the time. Also maybe I don’t try hard enough  to get it either but there’s one thing he said to me when I was a teenage that has always stuck with me. “You don’t have to tell people how great, rich, smart, funny or whatever superior quality you think you have. They’ll know it when they see you, verbalizing it won’t be needed.” At the time he said this to me I was living with him and I was about 14 and I got these brand new Gucci shades and I has most teenage girls would wanted to go stunt in front of my friends. So when my dad realized what I was doing he pulled my highfalutin ass to the side and told me that above statement. He’s was basically saying humble your ass down because what you’re about to do is just plain tacky and I didn’t raise a tacky daughter. That day and what he said to me has never been forgotten, a lot of the other stuff he said to me when he was trying to get his Cliff Huxtable on has been forgotten but not that. What he said to me that day has stuck with through the years and if I ever have kids I will instill this in them too,why??? Because it’s the damn truth, like Paul Pierce. 

If you got it like that, than bragging and boasting is never needed, going around like Blair from The Facts of Life ain’t what's hot on the streets. That’s how you get your teeth kicked in on the streets. Someone I know that's WAY older than me is going around acting like a hybrid between Blair (Facts of Life)and Regine (Living Single)….. I want to tell her so bad to come back from that filet Mignon world she thinks she’s living and realize that she’s really in a cubed steak reality. Now sometimes the Blair’s and Regine’s in our lives aren’t really out here intentionally being shady and malicious. Sometimes they really don’t know any better…. They didn’t have that Nigerian dad there to remind them to humble themselves or maybe they did but they just didn’t give a fuck and didn't listen. They’re like Cher from Clueless….. they really have no sense of reality. They’re in their own zone where they have revolving closets and send chocolates to themselves because it Tuesday. They are fucking Clueless about their bougieness. These folks I can deal with, they just don’t know any better. 

Then you have the others (like the person I mentioned earlier) that like to give their resumes and credentials before they even give you their names. The people that perform stunts and shows, just shade folks. The pretentious folks that are here only to make themselves feel better about their lives by making you feel like a thrown away Pound Puppy. See now that’s that Shit I don’t like!! These people LIVE for any chance to make people feel like dust bunnies. Every chance they get they feel the need to throw shade. All they want to do is make sure you and everyone else knows that they are the shit. If that  means telling you how they were prom queen in 1999, scored 1600 on the SAT, went to Yale, they drive a Bentley, fucked 1/2 of Young Money before a show. Whatever it is that will make others take a second look at their lives and ask themselves what the fuck they're doing wrong in life? This is how they get their lives. All these people need to go kick rocks with no shoes on in rush hour traffic. Because in all honestly your life ain't about shit, if you have to throw shade every chance you get to validate that all is well in your life. All that showing off is really unnecessary..... only people like Rick Ross can get away with saying shit like "My bitch bad.. Looking like a bag of money". Otherwise you look like a bougie dumbass.... I'm just saying.

  

I just know I never wanted to be that girl that as soon as they walk through the door people are already rolling their eyes and thinking “look at this saddity bitch” before I even say one word. That just ain’t me, I’m only slightly bougie. Like Whitley Gilbert on a Different World, I’m more like her towards the later seasons. The first season when Denise was on there she was almost unbearable, her personality was polarizing. At the end of the show she was more human, yes she was still that bougie girl from Richmond , VA but she had gone through some shit, and humble herself. Life has a funny way of doing that from time to time. So if you're truly the shit there's no need to tell everyone, they'll just know it when they see it 

How Come You Don't Call Me Anymore?

Omg… I haven’t talked/seen you in forever!!

Why haven’t I heard from you in soooo long?

I sure everyone has heard these two lines or variations of these lines before in their lives. Nothing in the world irks me more than these two lines!! It’s almost like hearing someone scratch a chalkboard to my ears. Like how do you even really response to this question? The way most people go about it is to give the usual bs reply, “I’ve been busy”. That shit means any and everything but also means absolutely nothing at the SAME DAMN TIME. Shot out to Future for making that phase oh so catchy and irritating at the same damn time. Since my birthday in May I’m starting to realize I’m not the girl I use to be in high school/college. I mean there are some characteristics that still remain but others have definitely changed.

 I came to this conclusion recently when some asked the above question by someone. The old me would’ve replied saying “Oh… I’ve just been busy with work blah, blah, no hard feelings”. The semi-new Me +is not here for that bullshit. First I think about why I haven’t talked to this person in sooo long in the first place. Is it because I’ve really been busy but still consider this person a friend or is it because I just don’t see it anymore for this person to have a substantial place in my life?  Now what I mean by the latter statement is that have I not spoken to this person because we have an argument and we’re beefin now (because that’s a different story). Maybe we never had a fight but there’s something about this person that I just can’t get down with, well at not anymore. They bring nothing to the friendship/relationship table but their damn selves. Maybe dealing with them takes Jet fuel engine energy levels and my ass is somewhere on 5 miles to empty. It could be because I’m just plain old over them but more importantly it could be I’m only checking for people that are checking for me. That’s exactly what I’m going to tell you if you call me saying why we haven’t talked. I’m not going to give the semi polite “I’ve been busy” answer. I’m, going to tell you the phone works both ways and if you’re checking for me I’m checking for you.  If you call me every so often, with that “How come I ain’t heard from you bs”. The conversation is already going start off on the wrong foot because now I’m defensive.

Calling someone in that accusatory manner does nothing for your case, as to way that person hasn’t reached and touched your hand. It just reminds them why they haven’t talked to your ass. Like I’ve said before there are some people you can go days, weeks, months, and even years without talking to them and you guys won’t miss a beat, the friendship is still intact. Then you have people you could talk to everyday and that shit sounds Martin in House Party mixing and that dude kept bumping the turntable, beats missing all over the place. To those folks I say Good Day….. I don’t care how long I’ve known you. The relationship/friendship is going to have to change. If that means I have to drop you from my top-five or talk you on a less frequent basis, well so be it!  Listen…. I’m at a place in my life where I can’t do all this Save By the Bell/ Sweet Valley High drama all the time. I mean everyone has their moment but my God some people that’s all they have going on. Some Zack Morris, Kelly Kapowski, A.C. Slater love triangle bs that’s it nothing more, nothing less. Listen this ain’t high school anymore I can’t listen to you in study hall or after school at The Max talk about how you’re going to DIE if whoever the fuck doesn’t ask you to the winter dance. I know that’s not what they’re literally saying that’s what the hell I hear when they’re talking. I’ve always been a little boy-crazy myself, I’m dramatic too but I’m not out here living my life like I’m Brenda Walsh from 90210 either. So if this is you, I’m so sorry but I’m not here for the dramatics anymore. I have a job and bills and that’s all the drama I need.  

Lauryn Hill: A Timeout Is Needed

Lauryn Noelle Hill girl a discussion needs to happen, we need to have a seat, take a knee, a timeout, or something girl because this shit has gotten fucking ridiculous. First let's talk about your Uncle Sam/tax issues, here's a link to those that aren't familiar with the situation Lauryn Hill doesn't want to pay taxes. Our friend and former leader of revolution (what this revolution is all about, I'm not exactly sure) hasn't paid her taxes in like three years O_o..... why? Well according to her, she withdrew from society because of a variety of reasons. The injustices of the world, her children, the depleting ozone layer, the rent is too damn high, whatever the fuck homegirl decided to go underground. Since she was underground and not a "functioning" member of society she should be excused from paying taxes. She explained all this to the IRS but they weren't buying that shit she was selling. She has a court date at the end of the month and faces a $100,000 fine and one year in jail.....so there's that.  Let's get one thing straight this is the United States of America... everybody pays taxes that works in this country. Idk what they do in whatever world; this chicks mind is a resident in but in this country if you collect a check taxes must be paid. Girl you know this!!! Don't act like this is some new shit because its not, if the President pays taxes what the hell makes you think you don't have to? You can go underground, take the underground railroad to Kalamazoo, and then go under the sea like Ariel but if you collect any type of check you MUST pay taxes. You weren't too withdrawn from society to pop up at random concerts dressed like a hobo, and give people a few lines of Killing Me Softly and Ready or Not. You got checks for that.... did you not think taxes should be taken out? The IRS isn't here for your excuses of withdrawing from society, they are here for their money that's it. You don't pay you will go to jail, do not collect $200 or pass go. Think I'm wrong well ask Wesley Snipes, he knows all about it. Hey maybe y'all can be jail pen pals and y'all can work on writing Blade 24.87 or Murder at Cellblock 1700 because that's what happens to people that don't pay taxes for whatever reasons. This Marley penis must be a Killer.... because she has clearly lost it with this one.

Speaking of Marley penises..... Lauryn's baby daddy Rohan Marley recently got engaged to Isabeli Bergossi Fontana, notice I didn't say Lauryn Noelle Hill. The man she's been with since about 1996 and has five kids with (its not clear if the sixth kid is his child), they have called each other spiritual husband and wife for years but that means absolutely nothing at the end of the day. Just like her "I withdrew from society", so no taxes for me explanation means shit. Look I don't know the particulars of Lauryn and Marley's relationship but for you to be with someone for over 10 years and have 5-6 kids together and the other party ups and gets engaged to another person, it makes one wonder. WTH?? Now some people were outraged, saying how could Rohan do this to Lauryn she gave up here career for him and this is how he re-pays her? I do believe that these people are reaching for stars and stripes with such statements. The reality is no one knows what happened between them. Lauryn may have broken up with him, maybe that last kid is someone else's and Rohan didn't want to raise someone else's kid, who the fuck knows. I do know this though Rohn is probably not the reason why The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill 2 has never dropped. That burden is carried by Ms. Hill only..... why did she turn her back on the music industry? Her kids, the pressures of fame, the anxiety of creating another classic, her dreads wouldn't grew any longer. The real reasons will probably never really be known. I just don't think placing blame at Rohan's feet as to why one of the greatest female artist this generation has seen decided to become the phantom of Hip-Hop is fair. 


Just as I think getting all pissed off that this man decided to get married to someone else is a little hasty. I mean I get it Lauryn has with him for years and five kids with him, so I guess logically she should be marrying him... she put in all the work but didn't reap the reward. But has anyone thought about it this way, she did all that but still came up short, why? How come this man didn't want to marry this woman after all that? The only thing I can come up with is because he didn't want to. Maybe the saying is right why buy the cow when you get the milk free rings true in this case. Is that what happened between these two or may be not or may be not? All I know is that I hope Lauryn can get back to being L-Boggie and get her mind right. Come out with some new music and not that Unplugged shit she was trying it with a few years back, because that she can keep. So until then Lauryn pay you taxes, stay out of Jail... girl you have 6 kids get it together, I'm gonna go listen to Lost One's and hope for the best. 

The Anti-Girl Next Door

So apparently everyone’s favorite Bad Girl Miss Robyn Rihanna Fenty, has some beef stew brewing for the past couple of weeks. As people have been calling this girl everything but a child of God because of her partying and perceived Sidewalk Susan ways.  One of the most recent stories (http://rapfix.mtv.com/2012/05/29/meek-mill-chris-brown-beef-over-rihanna/) is that Rihanna’s ex Chris Brown (Ike Turner the 2.0 version) dropped rapper Meek Mill’s versus off a song on Brown’s upcoming album. Why? Well apparently Ike 2.0  Chris Brown got all up in his feelings because Rihanna was seen partying with Meek Mill a couple of weeks ago and making it rain in the strip club. So Chris didn’t like this and dropped Meek Mill off his album….. chile doesn’t Chris Brown have a girlfriend? Karaoke please come get your man? Rumor has it that Rihanna is been linked to/fucked Ashton Kutcher, J.Cole, Drake, J.R. Smith, your high school principle, the mailman, and everyone else in between . So with this latest rumor about her and this Meek Mil/ Ike 2.0 situation…. People have been calling this girl every variation of the word whore.   

So my question is, why? First nobody really even knows if she fucked anyone of the people she’s linked to, except for Chris Brown and Matt Kemp (who were her boyfriends at some point in time) and probably Drake. Now, I’m not trying to count the number of people that’s been to erotic city with Rihanna but since everyone is so gung-ho in doing so let’s break it down.  So we have a 24 year woman that’s had 2 boyfriends and 1 fling (Drake) in the last 3 years….. you can’t count the other alleged folks because there’s no actual confirmation from them or her. So that’s three people folks!! That we the public know to be true…… but apparently she’s a Loose Lucy. Look the same people calling this girl a hoe probably fucked three different people last week. But y’all don’t hear me tho.  

I think people just want to label this girl a hoe or people that behave like her a hoe because  they have nothing better to do with their lives and they do things that people perceive as hoeish.  Rihanna isn’t the “girl next door” and sweet as pie. She’s not out here claiming to be saving herself for marriage or trying to be your daughter’s role model. She’s out here with weave dreadlocks, drinking Jameson, partying in strip clubs, rolling blunts on her security’s head, basically living her mutha fucking life the way she wants to and you people can’t handle it. She’s not trying to be the next Michelle Obama…. And I think that’s what really bothers people about her and people that live their lives this way. She’s not here for your thoughts or your feelings, she’s going to live here life and give you the middle finger if you don’t like it. So therefore since she’s not giving you Jessica Simpson/Britney Spears circa 1999, when they wear claiming to be virgins and trying to be the everything that a model teenage should be. Oh and btw like Justin Timberlake wasn’t smutting Britney ass out before she claimed not to be so innocence. You don’t make songs like Cry me a River (which is so clearly about Britney) because y’all were sitting around making out while watching The Real World.   So Rihanna is a HOE because she doesn’t fit the mold of what a chaste young woman should be, without any real proof of her being a HOE. Well I guess 85% of the people reading this are hooker hoes than.   

This skewed definition of what a HOE is just utterly ridiculous….. look everyone has hoe ass tendencies but that does necessarily makes a person a HOE. So if a person likes to go out party, get coco loso wasted, dance on tables, and wear tight clothes…. They’re a HOE right? Even if they've only been with two people in their whole life. Meanwhile the person standing next to them dresses like Barbara Bush, doesn’t drink or smoke, doesn’t party but has sucked off the whole Offensive line of the Atlanta Falcons and had more trains ran up through her than Union Station, isn’t a HOE  O_o… yeah okay. We all know the saying “If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck. ” Well sometimes damnit it’s  a chicken and not a duck. So stop worrying about what’s going on this girl’s bedroom or in other people’s in general bedroom and worry out you and your own situation. 

The Questions Existing

If you don’t like your job, maybe you should quit stop being a bitch and love yourself. ~ Jaguar Wright

This song came on my iPod the other day, and it has been stuck in my head ever since. Like for real this is exactly how I’ve been feeling at work for the past month or so. I just want to quit and not leave on amicable terms either. Like I want to do this Dave Chappelle style, so why do I want to walk off my job giving everyone the finger? Well I’ll give you a few reasons.

1)      The pay- Let’s just say I’m able to pay my bills and that’s just about it. I did my taxes last month and actually saw the amount of money I made last year and all I could say was “Cole world” in my J.Cole voice. I’ve been working my ass off for pennies, hell fuck that for shillings and pence.

2)      My co-workers- Man listen at this point the sheer sound of one of my coworker’s voice in the morning just makes me want to slap her. I honestly can say that I absolutely and completely can stand half the people I work with. Like I know I go around with that I don’t give a fuck and don't say shit to me face (unless its work related). I definitely don’t look mean but I do look tried and unmoved by anything that’s going on at work. The other day one of the few people I like at work, made this comment to me. “This place is so boring and everyone is always trying to get into everyone’s business.” My reply “It’s boring because these people are boring and they have no real excitement in their lives outside of work.” Shawty that ain’t me; I’m not saying that my life is a P. Diddy Fourth of July party in the Hamptons but damn these folks act like they’re living the lives like the Golden Girls without all the fun shenanigans. I’m sorry but I don’t come to work to get my life, I come to work to get a check.  

3)      Overall lack of interest- When I started this job at this Fortune 500 Company, I was like yes I have arrived. I thought I would learn so much and that my talents would definitely be appreciated and my knowledge would expand vastly.Welp, like LeBron when he took his talents to South Beach I thought he was moving on up to the eastside. This shit ain’t what it appeared to be, like the Miami Heat this was/is a mind-fuck and on the brink of self-destruction. I mean have I learned some things? Yes, but the most important thing I may have learned is, maybe this isn't exact way I want my career path to go. Can I yes myself doing this for other 20-30? Absolutely FUCKING NOT!!!!

So my question is where do you go when you realize that you don’t like your job, hell you may not even like the career you’ve chosen for yourself. I mean we all have bills, mine are multiplying. So just quitting without another job or some other type of income would be just foolish. My body isn't stripper ready..... so that's out. So seriously what do you do? Jesus fix it.

It's Just Hair

So Wendy Williams made a comment earlier this week about Viola Davis wearing her natural hair to the Oscars, here's the link Wendy Williams hating again. What I’m about to say has really nothing to do with the fact that I myself am natural, hell I’ve only been natural for 6 weeks. I would still feel this way even if I wasn’t natural.

Wendy Williams and people who think like her need to have IMAX theater seats. Ms. William Wendy Williams gets on television five days week looking like a linebacker for The Bears with a horrible, blonde, yaki lace front wig and this heffa has the gall to talk about someone else’s hair. No ma’am you cannot, the woman has man hands for Goodness sakes  *In my Jerry Seinfeld voice*. 

I’m so tried of people trying to make their own personal opinions about certain as the general public feels as a whole. I guess Paul Mooney was right they ain't happy if you're nappy. Chile, look everybody isn't suppose to look like the "European standard of beauty" and y'all know what I'm talking about. Long hair don't care and light bright. Please are we still doing this in 2012?? Wendy who looks like The Marshmallow man off Ghostbusters, thinks that the hair that is growing out of your head isn't suitable. First of all who isn't natural hair suitable for exactly? Inquiring minds would like to know. Obviously she likes and she said her husband loved it, so who the fuck are you to say its not suitable? I'm just soooo tried of woman especially black woman, knocking other women for not conforming to the general public's  view of what is beautiful. This woman decided that on one of the biggest nights of her life she wasn't going to wear her wig/weave and step out of her house with her hair just the way God made. But Big Bertha and other people like her have a problem? Well some may have a problem with Wendy going around looking like a somewhat feminine Tonka Trunk. With her fake boobs, eyelashes, and tried ass lace front wig. But for real how does this woman step out on a regular basis with these horrific wigs, shit I have better wigs than she does and I make a fraction of the money she does. 

Honestly when people like Wendall she things like this it just comes off as bitter and just plain old ass hating. Maybe she's jealous because if the wig was removed and the kilos of makeup was wiped off, she would look like something off Tales From The Crypt. I mean she spends thousands of dollars on her apperance and yet she still comes up short and looking like Herman Munster. I mean look at her and then look at Viola. Yeah okay..... you be the judge of that.

It's just sad that people can't wear their hair the way they choose to, without out someone talking shit and implying that beauty is only achieved by one particular way. It's such an antiquated way of thinking. In fact its down right shameful but what do you expect from someone who's made their career by bashing people. It's things like this that holds people back from being true to themselves because they're too afraid of what people may or may not say about them. Shame on Wendall Wendy for perpetuating this behavior or what is viewed as beautiful and what isn't. I guess we see how you're doing. Okay, I'm off my soapbox for now.

Reality Bites

I watch reality TV. Basketball Wives (BBW), The Real Housewives of every damn area code, and everything else in between. I'm not ashamed of this, I thoroughly enjoy this kind of television programming. The drama, the messiness, and the fights I f*cking love it. Now there are some people in this world that don't like or appreciate these kinds of shows and that's fine, its your life. Everything ain't for everybody, but when those same people start to get on their soapbox. Talking about how these shows are trash and the people that watch are are trash too, that should have been thrown out yesterday. Well, this is where sh!t gets real and someone must be slapped  put in their place.

Look are these shows messy as hell, ridiculous as f*ck, and fake as sh!t? Yes, they are. But does that mean the people who watch these shows are like the people they're watching on TV? Ummmm HELL NO! To all you folks that go around putting these shows on blast, talking about how shows like BBW have no value and depict women or men in a bad light, and blame reality TV for what's wrong with the youth in America today. Please have a smooth ass seat somewhere and catch the last train to Paris with Diddy. I'm pretty sure if I came over to your house C-Span would not be on and you wouldn't be sitting around reading How To Kill a Mockingbird. So please kill that noise. Just because a person likes to watch BBW or The Bad Girls Club doesn't make them less intelligent, gossipy, or full of drama. Just like if a person likes to watch The History channel all the time, doesn't exactly make them smart or deep in conscience thought. Half of the people that think this way are about as deep as a kiddie pool. So stop going giving people side-eyes and shading people on twitter because they're discussing what happened on the Real Housewives of Atlanta last night. You my friend are not Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory) and about to make some huge scientific discovery, nor are you Dr. Meredith Gery (Grey's Anatomy) and about to save a life. So let us who want to watch Chrissy beat a b#tch ass on Love and Hip-Hop live and we'll let you guys who want to watch the GOP debate live too.