Happy New Year!!! And Some Things That Can Stay In The Old One

Well Happy New Year good people!!!! I am so glad that its 2013 (even though a few things have already gone left for me.... but things have also gone right for some people I know). I for one was ready for 2012 to just exit stage left immediately, the last few months of 2012 have been straight trash for me, so therefore I was ready for it to get the hell this past Monday at 11:59pm. I am looking forward to new beginnings and to doing things differently to get different results.  However there are a few things and people I wish would stay their ass in 2012.

1) Chris Brown, Rihanna, and Karrueche- I mean them as a group, not individually. As individuals I like them but them together in this three-way from something out of Eyes Wide Shut, that shit has got to go. Between Chris Brown's taxi cab confessions of him being in love with both of them. Karrueche and Rihanna throwing shade at one another on twitter and Instagram..... at first it was funny, but this shit has gotten out of hand and its annoying now. One is on Instagram taking pics with Chris's shirt on and then 4 hours later he's at the Lakers game with the other, its just trashy. Making duets like they're Rick James and Teena Marie talking about its Nobody's Business but mine and my baby. That's true technically but how about you keep it cute and off Twitter and Instagram with this Bermuda love triangle from hell.

2) Nicki Minaj- I have never really been a fan of hers... she's just not my type of artist and I'll leave it at that. I do like a few her songs however and she's out here collecting big checks and I can't hate her for that. I think by problem with her is that she can actually rap but she does all this extra shit. I'm just not here for her Lady Gaga dreams and Katy Perry aspirations and this bubble gum rap. But hey if dressing up like a Lisa Frank folder is going to help her sell rosy toilet water she calls perfume and keep the checks rolling in... do you boo. However, why she has to officially get the hell on is because of the whole American Idol feud between her and Mariah Carey, here's the link Nicki Minaj gets ratchet with Mariah. Y'all probably don't know this but I love Mariah, I have been a fan since Vision of Love. So for this real life ratchet ass Gem Doll to cuss Mariah out about the same thing most people thought when it was announced that she was going to be a judge on American Idol. Which was girl how are you going to be judge on a singing contest and your ass can't sing??.... it's just *deep sigh*. I don't give a damn if Mariah Carey doesn't sell another damn record in her life.... checked her resume heffa? She doesn't have to because she's a legend. Girl just fall into the abyss and take Lil' Wayne and half of Young Money with you, expect for Drake I still like him. 

Tell me they don't give you the same visuals.

   

3) Personal rants on social media- Listen I go on rants on twitter but its about shit like why is the line so long at Starbucks, or why is girl dressed like Carmen Miranda at Ikea? I'm not on facebook quoting lyrics to How Could An Angel Break My Heart. Some of y'all just go too far I saw a picture on Instagram of a dude who took a picture of his dad on a stretcher on his way to the hospital, the caption said "pray for my dad he just had a heart attack". WTF??? How damn crazy can you be?? Shit like that has to stop....get out of your feelings and get off social media. Get a damn journal or start a blog. Also for 3a) stop taking pics of struggle plates of food. Nobody wants to see your instant mashed potatoes, easy mac, and dried up chicken all over the Internet.

4) Kanye West and Kim Kardashian- I'm sure y'all know she's pregnant by now, I had a whole little section written for them but after hearing this news I no longer have the energy. So here's a few thoughts about this baby news. I'm sure Kris Jenner hit her damn dougie when she heard Kim was pregnant, it just means she can use her spells and potions and turn this pregnancy into another cash cow for her. I think this woman is a wizard or at the very least a villain from a Disney movie. Listen E!.... I don't want to see any specials about baby showers or see Kim's birth canal on your network. I hope this baby looks more like her than Kanye. He's been looking more and more like Chip or Dale (pick one) from The Rescue Rangers these days. So with that Mama may have, Papa may have but God bless this child so that it will have its own.

No Ordinary Love

So one of the news stories of last week was that Chris Brown and Kaleidoscopenighmare (whatever that girl name is) broke up. Wow well who didn’t see this coming? Well apparently she didn’t. For those that are wondering what happened…. Well long story short that Rihanna reign just won’t let up.  Chris brown released this following statement about the breakup.

"I have decided to be single to focus on my career.  I love Karrueche very much, but I don't want to see her hurt over my friendship with Rihanna. I'd rather be single, allowing us to both be happy in our lives." 

I mean she/ Kreampuff should’ve seen the writings on the wall when Birthday Cake the remix was released that should have been clue number one and if that wasn’t enough proof in the pudding. That interview Rihanna did with Oprah should’ve done it. I know right then and there that she and Chris would be back together before the end of the year. Low and behold it’s October and their asses were going around NYC cuddled up like everything after February 9^th 2009 (the incident) never happened. I mean giving zero fucks about thoughts or feels of anyone but themselves.  This post isn’t about whether or not them should or shouldn’t be together because I mean it’s their lives. What I took away from that interview with Oprah was that the two of them are always going to have some type of dealing with one another and that whatever happened in the that car in February of 2009 isn’t going to change that these two people have a love/connection to one other that many people are never going to understand but it’s really only for them to get. They’re like new slightly ratchet version of Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. They have what Prince and Shelia E. would say is a Love Bizarre. I’m not here to judge them like so many other will….. as much as I hate this expression they’re really about that YOLO life.

As that was clearly indicated my Chris Brown who pulled the stunt of the year by making this HBO Taxi-Cab confessional video, of him tipsy as hell and drunk on love. Talking about the situation he’s in. I saw this video and thought this nigga was sitting around drinking Hennessy and listening to Usher’s confessions and thought… he was Big Meech, Larry Hoover. This fool said fuck put this in a love song bs.  I’m gonna get my Michael Bay on and turn my 808’s and Heartbreaks into a movie.  All I could think about was, why he felt like this bogus ass trailer for what look like The Notebook: The Real and Ratchet Story was necessary? ???  If he thought it was needed well he’s clearly mistaken. Between him and Rihanna’s Bonnie and Clyde tweets, and Kalifornia Love’s best Mary J. Blige My Life tweets….. I here to say the people just want all of y’all to stop it and keep it cute. Brad Pitt wasn’t going around making crazy ass youtube videos of his thought process when he left Jen for Angie, so neither should you. If Chris and Rihanna want to want to recreate their own version The Wood meets Shakespeare In Love…. Well cute for them. But getting on twitter and Instagram throwing shade to the haters is so over the damn top.  By doing all that they’re just turning this love triangle into a square.

For all those feeling sorry for Kalamari…. Stop that girl will be fine. I mean she maybe having the worst week ever right now but that girl should’ve seen this coming months ago. Everyone else did. Sure nobody wants to be dumped and especially for the other girl and in public, but this is just my opinion but there was always three people in that relationship from Jump Street. Her, Chris, and Rihanna’s ghost, it’s now the ghost has risen from the dead and is taking no prisoners. If I was her the breakup isn’t what would piss me off, it would be that damn shady ass video. That video was all kinds of disrespectful to her…. That’s the kind of shit that gets people slapped. Anyway Karacpie my advice would be take a minute, figure out what the hell you’re going to cover up that matching tattoo you and Chris have, and be easy. If you really want to come back like Revenge of the Nerds….. date Drake. Now that would be the ultimate stunt show move of the year. Take care.  

Got 2B Real: The Latest



I know I've talked about this web parody before on the blog......but damnit these videos are hilarious. I promise it’s funnier than ANYTHING you're currently watching on television, unless you're watching old episodes of Martin from Season 1-4, that last season without Gina was just weird. I watched this morning before work and I cried real tears laughing at this. Between Fantasia making up her own words like "rudity" and Beyonce telling her "Fantasia I could give you two magnets and you STILL couldn't make ends meet!" Jesus..... I was dying laughing at this. The video above is the latest episode of Got 2B Real, and the shade that's being thrown in it!!!! Rihanna's umbrella from 2007 couldn't even help.

Broken Bottles and Broken Hearts

By now I think we’ve all heard about the bottle scattered across the world, so if you haven’t been living under a rock for the past few days. I am sure you’ve heard that Lite Ike/Chris Brown and Drake got into a brawl at a New York nightclub The Broken Bottle Heard Around The World.. This fight is presumably over Rihanna….. smh. Now this love triangle between these three has definitely taken a turn for the worst and shit since Meek Mill was there the triangle has turned into a damn square as he’s been linked to Rihanna too. From the reports and blogs I’ve read it seems like Drake was the aggressor in this incident, although he has totally denied any involvement in the brawl…. Yeah okay O_o. Talking about he was walking out when the fight broke out, yeah fucking right. Look I like Drake and all but I have to call bitchassness when I see bitchassness.

From the reports Chris Brown and his crew were in the club partying and bullshit ion VIP, Juelz Santana was doing the same thing with his people in a different section with his people and I believe Meek Mill was already there. Drake comes to the Juelz’s section and immediately gets his panties in a bunch seeing that Chris Brown was there. Chris apparently was acting like a wild banshee and throwing the middle finger in the air and whatnot. Drake was getting more and more into his feelings and keeps saying “I don’t like that n*gga”. Chris may or may not have sent over a bottle to Drake. Drake may or may not have sent the bottle back saying  something to the effect of “I fucked the love of your life, so get over it”, referring to Rihanna. Then Drake gets super pissed when his song comes on and Chris Brown and friends stop dancing. Yeah this shit turns into a ghetto version of Step Up 2: The Streets, just ratchet smh. He then gets his crew amped all the way up. So in solidarity for their Crew Love began to get their Basketball Wives on and throw everything in sight. Bottles, chairs, tables, ice, weave, ashes, their integrity, and just every damn thing. That’s the tea but here’s the shade, so just as shit got real Drake exits stage left but not before Juelz Santana cusses him out from head to toe. There you have it ladies and gentlemen grown ass men throwing everything but punches in the club…. Fucking ridiculous! Apparently Chris Brown has been co-operating with the police and has evidence that Drake/ Wheel chair Jimmy did indeed start the fight. That left him, his girlfriend Karaoke (whatever that girl name is), bodyguard, and several other party goers bloody and bruise. This fight was indeed over Rihanna…… and I have so many thoughts about the situation, so let me try to gather them.

1) The bitchcassness- A friend once said to me these “n*ggas are the new bitches”. I couldn’t agree more!!! How are two of the “softest” dudes in the game fighting? I’m not gonna put this on Chris Brown this time…. This is clearly  Drake’s doing, but I’m sure the media well somehow make this Chris’s fault because we all know him Kanye and Michael Vick are the most hated people in America. Like forever real, dudes are throwing bottles ?? Acting like girls mentioned in the above song.  So this is what we’re doing in 2012? Throwing bottles like a mob or basketball wife, okay cool. Drake has really been into his mutha fucking feelings lately. That Pusha T diss about Drake and Lil’ Wayne has really set him the fuck off ( Exodus 23:1.) This dude who is about as hard as a Pillow Person, is now instigating bar brawls….. I just don’t understand? This is the same person who perhaps put out one of the most emotional songs Marvin’s Room, since Lenny Williams Cause I Love You. Is now in the club wildin’ the fuck out because he doesn’t like someone? I guess he’s really trying to be about that YOLO life. Drake sweetie pie some advice, Take a long bath and have some Jasmine tea and reflect about some things  going on in your life, because dude you’re about five seconds from going to jail and you sir are definitely not about that prison life. You would get dragged around the cell block like Linus from Charlie Brown blanket, you better not listen to these Young Money fools. Seriously, you better stick to what you know singing Sade songs at concerts and getting Aaliyah tattoos. Jesus I miss Poppin’ Chris Brown and The Best I Ever Had Drake because these new version of themselves, just won't do.  

2) Light- skin dudes will never prosper- If you aren’t aware in the black community light-skin men haven’t been the men of choice since the late 80s/early 90s. The death of light-skin dudes  pretty much came in New Jack City, when Wesley Snipes stabbed Christopher Williams in the hand and said “I never liked you anyway you pretty muthafucker”. So since then light-skin men haven’t been that popular. In all black cinema since dark-skin actors have had shit on lock, Taye Diggs, Morris Chestnut, Idris Elba, Lance Gross, and the list goes on.  So for the past 20 or so years light-skin men have been trying to re-claim their spotlight…. Because in the 80s they were all the rage(ask Al B. Sure all about it); they’ve taken some small steps to get back to their glory days with people like Michael Ealy, Barack Obama, Chris Brown (in he’s Run It phase),and some may say Drake. But now these two yellowcakes are in the club throwing bottles and shit, the Great White Hope comeback has been delayed for at least another 10 years. By the stunts and shows these two light-skin queens put on the other night.

3) Rihanna- Girl it’s not even your Birthday!! This girl might just be the Helen of Troy of this generation. This girl p*ssy must be laid with gold and tell you how to get to Sesame Street. Like for real these fools have been going back and forth more than Aaliyah about her.They've talked about her in songs….. I believe half those songs on Drake's Take Care about her, on twitter… subtweeting shit about her. Chris Brown in taking n*ggas off of songs because they may or may not have slept with his EX-GIRLFRIEND, cc: Meek Mill. These dudes are literally driving their selves crazy!! These guys are out here on some medieval times dueling for the hand of the fair princess shit. Think about it. They’re out right writing songs or poetry about her as if this was the 1700s, starting wars and jousting on horses/ throwing bottles for her. What another girl has dudes out here moving mountains for them? I sure don’t!! She needs to teach a class, write a book, or something because she’s like the Great and Powerful OZ and I need to be put up on some game. She has these dudes bleeding love, glitter, and pixie dust… smh. Meanwhile she’s simply unbothered by these men antics….. like I’m pretty sure when she heard about this shit. She was in an expensive ass hotel room rolling blunts on her security’s head and giving zero fucks about the situation. The only one that won this fight was her. While they were leaving blood on the dance floor. This chick was somewhere patting her p*ssy/goldenbox, feeling like Marie Antoinette and letting them eat cake.

The Anti-Girl Next Door

So apparently everyone’s favorite Bad Girl Miss Robyn Rihanna Fenty, has some beef stew brewing for the past couple of weeks. As people have been calling this girl everything but a child of God because of her partying and perceived Sidewalk Susan ways.  One of the most recent stories (http://rapfix.mtv.com/2012/05/29/meek-mill-chris-brown-beef-over-rihanna/) is that Rihanna’s ex Chris Brown (Ike Turner the 2.0 version) dropped rapper Meek Mill’s versus off a song on Brown’s upcoming album. Why? Well apparently Ike 2.0  Chris Brown got all up in his feelings because Rihanna was seen partying with Meek Mill a couple of weeks ago and making it rain in the strip club. So Chris didn’t like this and dropped Meek Mill off his album….. chile doesn’t Chris Brown have a girlfriend? Karaoke please come get your man? Rumor has it that Rihanna is been linked to/fucked Ashton Kutcher, J.Cole, Drake, J.R. Smith, your high school principle, the mailman, and everyone else in between . So with this latest rumor about her and this Meek Mil/ Ike 2.0 situation…. People have been calling this girl every variation of the word whore.   

So my question is, why? First nobody really even knows if she fucked anyone of the people she’s linked to, except for Chris Brown and Matt Kemp (who were her boyfriends at some point in time) and probably Drake. Now, I’m not trying to count the number of people that’s been to erotic city with Rihanna but since everyone is so gung-ho in doing so let’s break it down.  So we have a 24 year woman that’s had 2 boyfriends and 1 fling (Drake) in the last 3 years….. you can’t count the other alleged folks because there’s no actual confirmation from them or her. So that’s three people folks!! That we the public know to be true…… but apparently she’s a Loose Lucy. Look the same people calling this girl a hoe probably fucked three different people last week. But y’all don’t hear me tho.  

I think people just want to label this girl a hoe or people that behave like her a hoe because  they have nothing better to do with their lives and they do things that people perceive as hoeish.  Rihanna isn’t the “girl next door” and sweet as pie. She’s not out here claiming to be saving herself for marriage or trying to be your daughter’s role model. She’s out here with weave dreadlocks, drinking Jameson, partying in strip clubs, rolling blunts on her security’s head, basically living her mutha fucking life the way she wants to and you people can’t handle it. She’s not trying to be the next Michelle Obama…. And I think that’s what really bothers people about her and people that live their lives this way. She’s not here for your thoughts or your feelings, she’s going to live here life and give you the middle finger if you don’t like it. So therefore since she’s not giving you Jessica Simpson/Britney Spears circa 1999, when they wear claiming to be virgins and trying to be the everything that a model teenage should be. Oh and btw like Justin Timberlake wasn’t smutting Britney ass out before she claimed not to be so innocence. You don’t make songs like Cry me a River (which is so clearly about Britney) because y’all were sitting around making out while watching The Real World.   So Rihanna is a HOE because she doesn’t fit the mold of what a chaste young woman should be, without any real proof of her being a HOE. Well I guess 85% of the people reading this are hooker hoes than.   

This skewed definition of what a HOE is just utterly ridiculous….. look everyone has hoe ass tendencies but that does necessarily makes a person a HOE. So if a person likes to go out party, get coco loso wasted, dance on tables, and wear tight clothes…. They’re a HOE right? Even if they've only been with two people in their whole life. Meanwhile the person standing next to them dresses like Barbara Bush, doesn’t drink or smoke, doesn’t party but has sucked off the whole Offensive line of the Atlanta Falcons and had more trains ran up through her than Union Station, isn’t a HOE  O_o… yeah okay. We all know the saying “If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck. ” Well sometimes damnit it’s  a chicken and not a duck. So stop worrying about what’s going on this girl’s bedroom or in other people’s in general bedroom and worry out you and your own situation. 

Chris and Rihanna Gate

I know I maybe a tad bit late writing about this but damint I have job, so here's my two cents about the recent endeavors of Chris and Rihanna. Well I'm sure you've all have heard the two songs these two have put out this week, if you haven't been living under a rock but if you have been living in Bedrock for the past week here you go.

So let's go ahead and get into this because people have been talking. Let's start with Rihanna.

Girl, I have actually become a fan of yours somewhere between your Rated R and this Talk that Talk albums I have actually come to like you. But my dear let's just keep it funky. You putting Chris Breezy on this Birthday Cake remix is just..... well its just may not smart career wise. Look I personally don't care about you doing this or the fact that you're probably still riding that spear of a penis he has, we've all seen the pics of that thing. If you've forgiven him for A-Town stomping all over your face, then girl good for you. You clearly don't give a fuck about what people have to say about this collabo, as you've continuously said on twitter. We get it you're about that THUG LIFE as you've so clearly have tatted that on your fingers. Cute for you! You don't wanna be the poster child for domestic violence okay fine, nobody said you have to be but I do think you kind of said that yourself on 20/20 but we won't get into that. Like I said I personally don't care but girl there are a lot of folks that do care, i.e. Miranda Lambert and Elizabeth Hassleback. Since I mentioned them let me get into their asses. Listen I know domestic violence is a serious thing but y'all crying and shit on The View every time Chris Brown opens his mouth is just ridiculous. The boy did his community service and whatnot, if the victim of the crime is over it than y'all need to be too. Protesting him and saying he doesn't deserve to be at the Grammys, which is a musical award show is just stupid. Where this boy has proven he deserves to be there based on his musical achievements. Y'all need to have stadium seats because nobody on this Earth is without sin. I'm not saying what he did is right but Miranda some may say you just be on an episode of Cheaters, being that you pulled an Alicia Keys and stole Blake Shelton from his 1st wife. A sin is a sin and a lie is a lie..... so just keep it cute. Now back to Rihanna look the people you buy you Cds and go to your show aren't really people like me. Who doesn't give a hot damn about you and Chris Brown doing this but its folks like Miranda Lambert that buys your shit. That's your bread and butter baby and they have all kinds of problem with this boy. So what you're doing is alienating your audience and let's be real you don't have a voice like Adele or can dance like Janet. If you really think about it you're very replaceable and you can go to the left, to the left. So just be careful girl but hell maybe you did all this just to keep you're name in people's mouths. Any publicity is good publicity right? Either way good luck to you.

Chris Brown sir, sweetie, little boy, honey chile. Look you did something horrific to Rihanna. Now nobody really knows what happened that faithfully February night but the two of you. Clearly she's forgiven you but the world in general HASN'T. Like I said previously I personally don't care you didn't beat me, my sister, my mama, my dog, or anybody I know but that's just me. This incident is gonna follow you for the rest of your life and the day after you died. It's gonna follow you like Michael Vick and dogs, Michael Jackson and little boys, and Whitney Houston with drugs. It is what it is.... it doesn't mattered that this happened 3 years ago and you and Rihanna are over it. The public is never gonna be over it, so get that through your skull. You need to find a better way to deal with this other throwing chairs at GMA and stealing phones on South Beach. These anger management classes are clearly not working at all. People are gonna to ALWAYS ask you about this, you like the new Ike Turner. This man has been died how many years now and people still call him a wife beater. Welp sir this is you now, so build a bridge and get over it. Stop going on twitter and beefing with wrestlers and whoever the hell else, stop saying you don't give a fuck about what people have to say. Because clearly some fucks are given because you're always on twitter going off. In fact just say no to twitter in 2012, hell how about forever at this point. I will say this, doing these songs with Rihanna has helped you more than her its hepled her. Somw people may come to the realization that if she's over it, than maybe they should be too. So Chris please keep it cool, keep making these R&B/ electronic music songs, dancing like there's no tomorrow and blood is on the dance floor. 

To Chris Brown's girlfriend Kreampie, Kanker sore, Kalabash, whatever that child's name is. Girl look I'm not sure what kind of relationship you and Chris have but it seems to me its an open one. If don't know, well now you know because these lyrics in Birthday Cake, clearly indicate some kind of sexual transaction is going on between the two of them. Let's look at some of the lyrics. Your boyfriend says to his ex in a song this. 

Girl I wanna fuck you right now

It’s been a long time and I’ve been missing your body
Let me, let me turn the lights down
When I, when I, go down it’s a private party

Ummm yeah okay..... if you don't think something is going on between these two, then my dear I'm not sure what to say about that. I just hope you have a plan or something because I would hate to see you  dating Omarion or Lloyd next year because that would be just awful and a straight up now tell me downgrade. Ask Amber rose about that life you don't want any part of that life. Just be careful and watch your back girl because Rihanna wants your boyfriend's CAKE, CAKE, CAKE. 

The Year Of The Male Queen

So the other day Time Magazine revealed its person of the year, which was “the protester”. Well with all the protests and demonstrations this year, from the rebellion and uprising in Libya and Egypt to the Occupy Wall Street protest in this country. I would say protesting had a very big year this year. But in my humble opinion Time magazine didn’t somewhat get it right, I personally believe “the Male Queen”, or more specifically the  Queening out of the male queens  had a big year, if not bigger than the protester. What exactly do I mean by Queening out? Well its basically when a person, a grown ass person throws a b!tch fit in a public manner. I’m going to give you my top four male queens and their queening out episodes this year.

1)      Chris Brown (March 2011): This past March Chris Brown released he’s latest album F.A.M.E.; while promoting this album he stopped by the Good Morning America(GMA) studios and proceeded to QUEEN THE F*CK OUT. While doing an interview with Robin Roberts, she starts to ask him questions about the infamous incident between him and Robyn Rihanna Fenty in February of 2009. Chris Brown tries to dodge the question multiple times and bring the focus back to his music, but Robin Roberts wasn’t having that sh!t and continued to push the subject, which leads to Chris Brown turning into the Incredible Hulk backstage. He goes backstage and basically in the words of Three Six Mafia, “Tear Da Club Up” or the dressing room. This little boy pulled a Jazmine Sullivan and was busting windows and punching holes in walls. Chile… look I know Chris Brown is tired of answering questions about him and Rhianna. He’s over and so is she but the media are a shit starter, that’s their job. To get provoking interviews, to take things out of context, and to ask questions you don’t want to answer. Chris Brown knows this, so why get all puffed up in the chest about it?? Yes it because he’s young or because he has anger management issues… IDK. Although in his defensive his people asked GMA not to ask any questions about him and Rhianna, but still he should’ve handle the situation better. I blame his handlers for this, if Chris Brown was my client. The media would have never known he queened out back stage, the situation would have stayed in that room and that room only. He needs better handlers and a hug from Heaven.

2)       Lil Wayne (August 2011): After his release from Riker’s Island earlier this year, Lil’ Wayne was set to take the music world by storm yet again. Apparently it was going to be Wayne’s world and Young Money’s time. Everything seemed to be going as planned and the Tha Carter 4 was going to be released. Although the released date got pushed back a couple of times that should’ve been a sign of things to come right there. Well in August of this year another album got released; Watch the Throne (WTT) (in my opinion the best Hip-Hop album of the year). Welp… WTT had rap n@ggas out here wanting to commit suicide, it really had some rappers shook and I guess Lil’ Wayne was one of them. With Tha Carter 4 leaked two weeks before its release date and some of the reviews weren’t pretty like at all. I listen to Tha Carter 4 and with the exception of like three songs I ain’t listened to it since. Really who’s still listening to Tha Carter 4 right now, real talk??? Yeah, not to many people but guess what? I’m still listening to WTT. Damn near every day.  Yet somehow Lil’ Wayne still did a million in one week, yeah I need to see those receipts because something ain’t adding up. Anyhoo.. ..there’s also an apparent beef between Jay-z and Lil’ Wayne. Jay-z said something about people having “baby money and not even having he’s lady money”, in a line on the track H.A.M. Lil’ Wayne fired shots back by saying “   I got your baby money/Kidnap your bi--h, get that how much you love your lady money”. Chile… if he’s talking about kidnapping Beyonce good f*cking luck with that because n@gga you’ll need an army and a navy to pull that stunt off. Anyway at this year’s VMA’s Lil’ Wayne was to close the show and be the man of the hour. Welp, before that hour could come this happen and everybody lost their damn minds, BEYONCE WAS PREGNANT!!!!!! Yet again Jay-z stole the show, without it really being his show. Well Lil’ Wayne decided that nobody was going to steal he’s thunder and he QUEENED THE F*CK OUT. This man put on his best leopard jeggings from American Apparel and went on stage and lost his mind for like 4 minutes and 39 seconds. I watched his performance was utterly confused by his pants, his actions, and I had no idea what he was doing. It was like watching someone being on the edge of glory, hanging on a moment of truth or something. My conclusion was he queened out because he had no other way of dealing with the fact that; Jay-z stole his thunder again and he didn’t know what to do about that. So he chose to re-gain his thunder by lighting us with his electrifying leopard pants. Its Young Mula Baby!!!!  

3)      Ray J. (September 2011):  Yes mutha F*cking Ray J aka Brandy’s brother. Sips tea and continues to write. So apparently after the Floyd Mayweather fight this past September Ray J got into his own little fight with Fabolous. What was the fight about? Well during a taping of Floyd’s HBO show 24/ 7, there’s an episode in which Ray J is in it. During this episode Ray J is seen playing the piano in Floyd’s living room and sing one of his two hit songs “One Wish”. Fabolous and Kevin Hart found this to be hilarious (which it was) and decided to roast Ray J’s ass on twitter. Ray J didn’t take to kindly to this and didn’t find the comedy in the situation, so when he saw Fab he confronted him about it. Apparently a physical altercation may have or may not have taken place. According to Ray J he socked Fab in the face like Ice cube did Debo in Friday. Fab said Ray J is on drugs (which is believable at this point) and all that happened was that Ray J did say something to him about playing the piano at Floyd’s and when Ray J started to talk reckless. He jacked him up by he’s red hood (in the interview Fab did explaining what happened, he calls Ray J Little Red Riding Hood, LMAO!!) and told him to get out of he’s face. He then goes on stage to perform as he was scheduled to do. Well Ray J calls into a New York radio station to explain what happened and this is where he QUEENS THE F*CK OUT. I have linked this interviewRay J Radio Interview ; I also linked a letter that was floating around twitter that Ray J would write Brandy if he was to go to jail Fake Ray J Letter.  Your welcome for the laughs you will receive listening to it and reading this letter. This n@gga has lost his mind; I really think he was coming off a high or something when he did this interview. There are so many various comical moments. He talks about his 5- 16.8 Bentley's and Maybachs he has. First, how many does he have he said like 5 different numbers. On the last season of that show with his sister Brandy, his financial advisor had he’s ass on a strict budget, but now you got 6.78 Maybachs outside….. oh okay.  Then he goes on to talk about how he was the hardest n@gga since Rocky. Talking about Fab said don’t touch him, so what did he do? He touched the n@gga because he goes hard in the mutha f*cking paint.  Look the inside of my Ugg boots are harder than Ray J.  He goes on and on about the Moneyteam, who the hell these people are I have no damn idea and I bet neither does Ray J. All these damn lies!!! But one of the funniest things said to me was the part about how only DJ Clue could solve it. Is DJ Clue the Great and Powerful OZ? Why can only DJ Clue solve it? There are soooo many questions and very few answers to this queening out episode. I would like to thank Ray J though because I now know who kidnapped Miles from Moesha, it was Ray J and  the Moneyteam.

4)      Diddy (October 2011): Now I already know that Diddy is the ultimate queen but this latest act of queendom has taken him to an all new height. At an after party for the BET Hip-Hop awards in Atlanta, GA. Diddy the original Ciroc Boy, lost his entire sh!t because people had the audacity to be drinking Gray Goose that they purchased with their own damn and not Ciroc. There's a video below for your viewing pleasure. This fool in his Skittles colored race car jacket, when all the way off on people for drinking Gray Goose….SMH is all I can say. He was ready to fight like Pastor Troy circa 2001 because people weren’t drinking Ciroc. He QUEENED THE F*CK OUT!! Well luckily for him and all the Gray Goose drinkers DJ Clue was there to solve it, in the form of T.I. Who basically told him to chill the hell out or he was gonna leave because he wasn’t with that f*cksh!t and he wasn’t going back to jail for anybody or for any reason. I love T.I. but I’m going to need Diddy to take that last seat on that last train to Paris or Mars for that matter because I’m tired of him and his shenanigans. He’s too old and paid for this type of behavior…. Damn idiot.

So there you have it ladies and gentlemen the top male queens of the year. No disrespect to the protesters but I really think this was the year of the male queens and their queening out episodes, what do you think?