Since its summertime and there will be a lot activities going on, such as travelling, water parks, and cookouts I will like to take some time out to go over some summertime rules.
1) Feet: Men and women PLEASE if you're going to wear open toes shoes, I encourage you to have you're feet done. Nobody wants to see you're crusty ass little monsters. I implore you to give Maylin $15 and get those things done or be hot all summer and wear Nikes with socks on. I'm not a fan of seeing men's toes, especially if they're not on a beach. But if the spirit moves you to wear sandals please have you're feet done.
2) Bring something: If you've been in invited to a cookout PLEASE bring something or at least offer to do do. Some hotdog buns, pickles, mustard, a winning personality, just something other than yourself or another mouth to feed. Also please don't bring an extra person if not asked to do so. Don't be that person at the cookout to shows up empty handed because please believe people will talk about your ass.
3) Extra food: Also if your at a cookout PLEASE don't be the person that takes enough food home to feed themselves for a whole week. Its just sooo tacky. If the host says yes please that some food home, do not load up your plate like you're saving food for the winter. No lie I was at this cookout and only one person asked if they could take some food home and the host was like cool. The host leaves for a little bit and comes back, guess what? Just about all the food is gone. How did that happen? Well some other people at the cookout saw this one person making a plate and then took it upon themselves to take the rest of the food and the tupperware it was in too. To this day that is top 5 of the most trifling things I've ever seen. Really who does that????
4) Perspiration: Look I know its hot outside, lord knows I know about it being hot. I live in hot ass Georgia but I'm sorry there's not excuse for you to be walking in the mall with pit and crock sweat stains. Maybe you can wear a fabric that's breathes more like ummm cotton, it is the fabric of our lives. Instead of wearing polyester and nylon tops from Rainbow. Carry some deodorant ,wipes or something but nobody wants to see you sweating like a porch swing monkey. Get that sh!t together.
5) Kids: People with children we know school is out but please find something constructive for your children to do other than terrorizing the neighborhood. Put them in summer camp, send them to their grandma's house, just something. I'm tried of seeing random children roaming the streets like cattle in the middle of the day, chasing the ice cream truck, or standing around at the gas station being loud for no damn reason. It's annoying and all I can think about is where are these kid's parents and why are they allowing their kids to be a menace to society.
So that's it, everybody summertime is about fun and being free. So let's all to our best to make it happen without be "that person". So what's some of your summer rules?
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