By now I think we’ve all heard about the bottle scattered across the world, so if you haven’t been living under a rock for the past few days. I am sure you’ve heard that Lite Ike/Chris Brown and Drake got into a brawl at a New York nightclub The Broken Bottle Heard Around The World.. This fight is presumably over Rihanna….. smh. Now this love triangle between these three has definitely taken a turn for the worst and shit since Meek Mill was there the triangle has turned into a damn square as he’s been linked to Rihanna too. From the reports and blogs I’ve read it seems like Drake was the aggressor in this incident, although he has totally denied any involvement in the brawl…. Yeah okay O_o. Talking about he was walking out when the fight broke out, yeah fucking right. Look I like Drake and all but I have to call bitchassness when I see bitchassness.
From the reports Chris Brown and his crew were in the club partying and bullshit ion VIP, Juelz Santana was doing the same thing with his people in a different section with his people and I believe Meek Mill was already there. Drake comes to the Juelz’s section and immediately gets his panties in a bunch seeing that Chris Brown was there. Chris apparently was acting like a wild banshee and throwing the middle finger in the air and whatnot. Drake was getting more and more into his feelings and keeps saying “I don’t like that n*gga”. Chris may or may not have sent over a bottle to Drake. Drake may or may not have sent the bottle back saying something to the effect of “I fucked the love of your life, so get over it”, referring to Rihanna. Then Drake gets super pissed when his song comes on and Chris Brown and friends stop dancing. Yeah this shit turns into a ghetto version of Step Up 2: The Streets, just ratchet smh. He then gets his crew amped all the way up. So in solidarity for their Crew Love began to get their Basketball Wives on and throw everything in sight. Bottles, chairs, tables, ice, weave, ashes, their integrity, and just every damn thing. That’s the tea but here’s the shade, so just as shit got real Drake exits stage left but not before Juelz Santana cusses him out from head to toe. There you have it ladies and gentlemen grown ass men throwing everything but punches in the club…. Fucking ridiculous! Apparently Chris Brown has been co-operating with the police and has evidence that Drake/ Wheel chair Jimmy did indeed start the fight. That left him, his girlfriend Karaoke (whatever that girl name is), bodyguard, and several other party goers bloody and bruise. This fight was indeed over Rihanna…… and I have so many thoughts about the situation, so let me try to gather them.
1) The bitchcassness- A friend once said to me these “n*ggas are the new bitches”. I couldn’t agree more!!! How are two of the “softest” dudes in the game fighting? I’m not gonna put this on Chris Brown this time…. This is clearly Drake’s doing, but I’m sure the media well somehow make this Chris’s fault because we all know him Kanye and Michael Vick are the most hated people in America. Like forever real, dudes are throwing bottles ?? Acting like girls mentioned in the above song. So this is what we’re doing in 2012? Throwing bottles like a mob or basketball wife, okay cool. Drake has really been into his mutha fucking feelings lately. That Pusha T diss about Drake and Lil’ Wayne has really set him the fuck off ( Exodus 23:1.) This dude who is about as hard as a Pillow Person, is now instigating bar brawls….. I just don’t understand? This is the same person who perhaps put out one of the most emotional songs Marvin’s Room, since Lenny Williams Cause I Love You. Is now in the club wildin’ the fuck out because he doesn’t like someone? I guess he’s really trying to be about that YOLO life. Drake sweetie pie some advice, Take a long bath and have some Jasmine tea and reflect about some things going on in your life, because dude you’re about five seconds from going to jail and you sir are definitely not about that prison life. You would get dragged around the cell block like Linus from Charlie Brown blanket, you better not listen to these Young Money fools. Seriously, you better stick to what you know singing Sade songs at concerts and getting Aaliyah tattoos. Jesus I miss Poppin’ Chris Brown and The Best I Ever Had Drake because these new version of themselves, just won't do.
2) Light- skin dudes will never prosper- If you aren’t aware in the black community light-skin men haven’t been the men of choice since the late 80s/early 90s. The death of light-skin dudes pretty much came in New Jack City, when Wesley Snipes stabbed Christopher Williams in the hand and said “I never liked you anyway you pretty muthafucker”. So since then light-skin men haven’t been that popular. In all black cinema since dark-skin actors have had shit on lock, Taye Diggs, Morris Chestnut, Idris Elba, Lance Gross, and the list goes on. So for the past 20 or so years light-skin men have been trying to re-claim their spotlight…. Because in the 80s they were all the rage(ask Al B. Sure all about it); they’ve taken some small steps to get back to their glory days with people like Michael Ealy, Barack Obama, Chris Brown (in he’s Run It phase),and some may say Drake. But now these two yellowcakes are in the club throwing bottles and shit, the Great White Hope comeback has been delayed for at least another 10 years. By the stunts and shows these two light-skin queens put on the other night.
3) Rihanna- Girl it’s not even your Birthday!! This girl might just be the Helen of Troy of this generation. This girl p*ssy must be laid with gold and tell you how to get to Sesame Street. Like for real these fools have been going back and forth more than Aaliyah about her.They've talked about her in songs….. I believe half those songs on Drake's Take Care about her, on twitter… subtweeting shit about her. Chris Brown in taking n*ggas off of songs because they may or may not have slept with his EX-GIRLFRIEND, cc: Meek Mill. These dudes are literally driving their selves crazy!! These guys are out here on some medieval times dueling for the hand of the fair princess shit. Think about it. They’re out right writing songs or poetry about her as if this was the 1700s, starting wars and jousting on horses/ throwing bottles for her. What another girl has dudes out here moving mountains for them? I sure don’t!! She needs to teach a class, write a book, or something because she’s like the Great and Powerful OZ and I need to be put up on some game. She has these dudes bleeding love, glitter, and pixie dust… smh. Meanwhile she’s simply unbothered by these men antics….. like I’m pretty sure when she heard about this shit. She was in an expensive ass hotel room rolling blunts on her security’s head and giving zero fucks about the situation. The only one that won this fight was her. While they were leaving blood on the dance floor. This chick was somewhere patting her p*ssy/goldenbox, feeling like Marie Antoinette and letting them eat cake.
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