So the other day Time Magazine revealed its person of the year, which was “the protester”. Well with all the protests and demonstrations this year, from the rebellion and uprising in Libya and Egypt to the Occupy Wall Street protest in this country. I would say protesting had a very big year this year. But in my humble opinion Time magazine didn’t somewhat get it right, I personally believe “the Male Queen”, or more specifically the Queening out of the male queens had a big year, if not bigger than the protester. What exactly do I mean by Queening out? Well its basically when a person, a grown ass person throws a b!tch fit in a public manner. I’m going to give you my top four male queens and their queening out episodes this year.
1) Chris Brown (March 2011): This past March Chris Brown released he’s latest album F.A.M.E.; while promoting this album he stopped by the Good Morning America(GMA) studios and proceeded to QUEEN THE F*CK OUT. While doing an interview with Robin Roberts, she starts to ask him questions about the infamous incident between him and Robyn Rihanna Fenty in February of 2009. Chris Brown tries to dodge the question multiple times and bring the focus back to his music, but Robin Roberts wasn’t having that sh!t and continued to push the subject, which leads to Chris Brown turning into the Incredible Hulk backstage. He goes backstage and basically in the words of Three Six Mafia, “Tear Da Club Up” or the dressing room. This little boy pulled a Jazmine Sullivan and was busting windows and punching holes in walls. Chile… look I know Chris Brown is tired of answering questions about him and Rhianna. He’s over and so is she but the media are a shit starter, that’s their job. To get provoking interviews, to take things out of context, and to ask questions you don’t want to answer. Chris Brown knows this, so why get all puffed up in the chest about it?? Yes it because he’s young or because he has anger management issues… IDK. Although in his defensive his people asked GMA not to ask any questions about him and Rhianna, but still he should’ve handle the situation better. I blame his handlers for this, if Chris Brown was my client. The media would have never known he queened out back stage, the situation would have stayed in that room and that room only. He needs better handlers and a hug from Heaven.
2) Lil Wayne (August 2011): After his release from Riker’s Island earlier this year, Lil’ Wayne was set to take the music world by storm yet again. Apparently it was going to be Wayne’s world and Young Money’s time. Everything seemed to be going as planned and the Tha Carter 4 was going to be released. Although the released date got pushed back a couple of times that should’ve been a sign of things to come right there. Well in August of this year another album got released; Watch the Throne (WTT) (in my opinion the best Hip-Hop album of the year). Welp… WTT had rap n@ggas out here wanting to commit suicide, it really had some rappers shook and I guess Lil’ Wayne was one of them. With Tha Carter 4 leaked two weeks before its release date and some of the reviews weren’t pretty like at all. I listen to Tha Carter 4 and with the exception of like three songs I ain’t listened to it since. Really who’s still listening to Tha Carter 4 right now, real talk??? Yeah, not to many people but guess what? I’m still listening to WTT. Damn near every day. Yet somehow Lil’ Wayne still did a million in one week, yeah I need to see those receipts because something ain’t adding up. Anyhoo.. ..there’s also an apparent beef between Jay-z and Lil’ Wayne. Jay-z said something about people having “baby money and not even having he’s lady money”, in a line on the track H.A.M. Lil’ Wayne fired shots back by saying “ I got your baby money/Kidnap your bi--h, get that how much you love your lady money”. Chile… if he’s talking about kidnapping Beyonce good f*cking luck with that because n@gga you’ll need an army and a navy to pull that stunt off. Anyway at this year’s VMA’s Lil’ Wayne was to close the show and be the man of the hour. Welp, before that hour could come this happen and everybody lost their damn minds, BEYONCE WAS PREGNANT!!!!!! Yet again Jay-z stole the show, without it really being his show. Well Lil’ Wayne decided that nobody was going to steal he’s thunder and he QUEENED THE F*CK OUT. This man put on his best leopard jeggings from American Apparel and went on stage and lost his mind for like 4 minutes and 39 seconds. I watched his performance was utterly confused by his pants, his actions, and I had no idea what he was doing. It was like watching someone being on the edge of glory, hanging on a moment of truth or something. My conclusion was he queened out because he had no other way of dealing with the fact that; Jay-z stole his thunder again and he didn’t know what to do about that. So he chose to re-gain his thunder by lighting us with his electrifying leopard pants. Its Young Mula Baby!!!!
3) Ray J. (September 2011): Yes mutha F*cking Ray J aka Brandy’s brother. Sips tea and continues to write. So apparently after the Floyd Mayweather fight this past September Ray J got into his own little fight with Fabolous. What was the fight about? Well during a taping of Floyd’s HBO show 24/ 7, there’s an episode in which Ray J is in it. During this episode Ray J is seen playing the piano in Floyd’s living room and sing one of his two hit songs “One Wish”. Fabolous and Kevin Hart found this to be hilarious (which it was) and decided to roast Ray J’s ass on twitter. Ray J didn’t take to kindly to this and didn’t find the comedy in the situation, so when he saw Fab he confronted him about it. Apparently a physical altercation may have or may not have taken place. According to Ray J he socked Fab in the face like Ice cube did Debo in Friday. Fab said Ray J is on drugs (which is believable at this point) and all that happened was that Ray J did say something to him about playing the piano at Floyd’s and when Ray J started to talk reckless. He jacked him up by he’s red hood (in the interview Fab did explaining what happened, he calls Ray J Little Red Riding Hood, LMAO!!) and told him to get out of he’s face. He then goes on stage to perform as he was scheduled to do. Well Ray J calls into a New York radio station to explain what happened and this is where he QUEENS THE F*CK OUT. I have linked this interviewRay J Radio Interview ; I also linked a letter that was floating around twitter that Ray J would write Brandy if he was to go to jail Fake Ray J Letter. Your welcome for the laughs you will receive listening to it and reading this letter. This n@gga has lost his mind; I really think he was coming off a high or something when he did this interview. There are so many various comical moments. He talks about his 5- 16.8 Bentley's and Maybachs he has. First, how many does he have he said like 5 different numbers. On the last season of that show with his sister Brandy, his financial advisor had he’s ass on a strict budget, but now you got 6.78 Maybachs outside….. oh okay. Then he goes on to talk about how he was the hardest n@gga since Rocky. Talking about Fab said don’t touch him, so what did he do? He touched the n@gga because he goes hard in the mutha f*cking paint. Look the inside of my Ugg boots are harder than Ray J. He goes on and on about the Moneyteam, who the hell these people are I have no damn idea and I bet neither does Ray J. All these damn lies!!! But one of the funniest things said to me was the part about how only DJ Clue could solve it. Is DJ Clue the Great and Powerful OZ? Why can only DJ Clue solve it? There are soooo many questions and very few answers to this queening out episode. I would like to thank Ray J though because I now know who kidnapped Miles from Moesha, it was Ray J and the Moneyteam.
4) Diddy (October 2011): Now I already know that Diddy is the ultimate queen but this latest act of queendom has taken him to an all new height. At an after party for the BET Hip-Hop awards in Atlanta, GA. Diddy the original Ciroc Boy, lost his entire sh!t because people had the audacity to be drinking Gray Goose that they purchased with their own damn and not Ciroc. There's a video below for your viewing pleasure. This fool in his Skittles colored race car jacket, when all the way off on people for drinking Gray Goose….SMH is all I can say. He was ready to fight like Pastor Troy circa 2001 because people weren’t drinking Ciroc. He QUEENED THE F*CK OUT!! Well luckily for him and all the Gray Goose drinkers DJ Clue was there to solve it, in the form of T.I. Who basically told him to chill the hell out or he was gonna leave because he wasn’t with that f*cksh!t and he wasn’t going back to jail for anybody or for any reason. I love T.I. but I’m going to need Diddy to take that last seat on that last train to Paris or Mars for that matter because I’m tired of him and his shenanigans. He’s too old and paid for this type of behavior…. Damn idiot.
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