The Anti-Girl Next Door

So apparently everyone’s favorite Bad Girl Miss Robyn Rihanna Fenty, has some beef stew brewing for the past couple of weeks. As people have been calling this girl everything but a child of God because of her partying and perceived Sidewalk Susan ways.  One of the most recent stories (http://rapfix.mtv.com/2012/05/29/meek-mill-chris-brown-beef-over-rihanna/) is that Rihanna’s ex Chris Brown (Ike Turner the 2.0 version) dropped rapper Meek Mill’s versus off a song on Brown’s upcoming album. Why? Well apparently Ike 2.0  Chris Brown got all up in his feelings because Rihanna was seen partying with Meek Mill a couple of weeks ago and making it rain in the strip club. So Chris didn’t like this and dropped Meek Mill off his album….. chile doesn’t Chris Brown have a girlfriend? Karaoke please come get your man? Rumor has it that Rihanna is been linked to/fucked Ashton Kutcher, J.Cole, Drake, J.R. Smith, your high school principle, the mailman, and everyone else in between . So with this latest rumor about her and this Meek Mil/ Ike 2.0 situation…. People have been calling this girl every variation of the word whore.   

So my question is, why? First nobody really even knows if she fucked anyone of the people she’s linked to, except for Chris Brown and Matt Kemp (who were her boyfriends at some point in time) and probably Drake. Now, I’m not trying to count the number of people that’s been to erotic city with Rihanna but since everyone is so gung-ho in doing so let’s break it down.  So we have a 24 year woman that’s had 2 boyfriends and 1 fling (Drake) in the last 3 years….. you can’t count the other alleged folks because there’s no actual confirmation from them or her. So that’s three people folks!! That we the public know to be true…… but apparently she’s a Loose Lucy. Look the same people calling this girl a hoe probably fucked three different people last week. But y’all don’t hear me tho.  

I think people just want to label this girl a hoe or people that behave like her a hoe because  they have nothing better to do with their lives and they do things that people perceive as hoeish.  Rihanna isn’t the “girl next door” and sweet as pie. She’s not out here claiming to be saving herself for marriage or trying to be your daughter’s role model. She’s out here with weave dreadlocks, drinking Jameson, partying in strip clubs, rolling blunts on her security’s head, basically living her mutha fucking life the way she wants to and you people can’t handle it. She’s not trying to be the next Michelle Obama…. And I think that’s what really bothers people about her and people that live their lives this way. She’s not here for your thoughts or your feelings, she’s going to live here life and give you the middle finger if you don’t like it. So therefore since she’s not giving you Jessica Simpson/Britney Spears circa 1999, when they wear claiming to be virgins and trying to be the everything that a model teenage should be. Oh and btw like Justin Timberlake wasn’t smutting Britney ass out before she claimed not to be so innocence. You don’t make songs like Cry me a River (which is so clearly about Britney) because y’all were sitting around making out while watching The Real World.   So Rihanna is a HOE because she doesn’t fit the mold of what a chaste young woman should be, without any real proof of her being a HOE. Well I guess 85% of the people reading this are hooker hoes than.   

This skewed definition of what a HOE is just utterly ridiculous….. look everyone has hoe ass tendencies but that does necessarily makes a person a HOE. So if a person likes to go out party, get coco loso wasted, dance on tables, and wear tight clothes…. They’re a HOE right? Even if they've only been with two people in their whole life. Meanwhile the person standing next to them dresses like Barbara Bush, doesn’t drink or smoke, doesn’t party but has sucked off the whole Offensive line of the Atlanta Falcons and had more trains ran up through her than Union Station, isn’t a HOE  O_o… yeah okay. We all know the saying “If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck. ” Well sometimes damnit it’s  a chicken and not a duck. So stop worrying about what’s going on this girl’s bedroom or in other people’s in general bedroom and worry out you and your own situation.