Last Friday Night

So you meet a guy a few weeks ago but you haven't seen him since the day you guys met because of scheduling conflicts and shit. Y'all have tried like twice to hang out together but something always comes up. But he calls you on Friday night and asks you what you're up to, and you tell him you're leaving dinner and about to go home. He tells you he's at some bar with his friends and you should come by for a drink. You ask where the bar is and as it turns out the bar is down the street from where you are, so you decide well it's now or never and head over the bar.

You get there and its packed full of people, so you call him to see where he is, he tells you to meet him at the bathrooms. You meet him there and he walks up and...... he's clearly drunk as fuck. It's gonna be a long night. He asks you if you want a drink (And my God a drink isn't gonna be enough to get you through the next two hours). Y'all try to get more drinks but its crowded, so he takes your hand and guides to the other side of the bar. While walking to the other side, this guy is speaking to everyone he passes but not in the "Hey, what's up" manner but in the "I'm think I'm the shit and I'll letting you know this" manner. You find a seat at the bar and order drinks. But this guy has managed to talk to shit everyone around you, he introduces you to his friend blah, blah. he goes on to say this is the girl I've been telling y'all about, you should feel flattered but instead you feel disconnected and annoyed. He continues to make an ass out himself.... by flirting with the bartender and telling her you're his future baby-mama. A man walks up to the other side of you to get a drink, in doing so he touches your arm. Your date asks you if you know him, you reply no. He asks if you don't know him then why did he touch you? You tell him you have no fucking idea. He continues with his obnoxious behavior by damn near harassing the women sitting next to you at the bar. The same man from earlier walks back to the bar, your date insists that he came to try to holla at you, so much that says he's gonna walk away to see if the guy talks to you.

He walks away before you can even blink your eyes... he's gone like a fart in the wind. His friend is still standing to the other side of you. The guy he insists is trying to holla, politely put he's empty glass on the bar and walks away. By this time you're think WTF... you could've had a V8 instead of dealing with this bullshit. The woman who is sitting to the right of you, looks at you and shakes her head. You inquire as to why, she simply says "girl get your life, you can do better than this jackass".  Then you looked around and realized she's right... this guy is being a total jackass. You wonder if everyone else thinking the same thing she's thinking, why is this girl in here with this douchebag? You feel embarrassed . What do you do now? You decide to hold your head high and do what any other person in this situation would do.... you pony up and see if you can salvage this night.

You look around see two cute guys within your three foot radius. Bachelor number one is behind your date's friend and access can't be reached, cock-blockers are the worst you know. Oh well... on too bachelor number two he's standing right behind you. He's looking at you and you're looking at him but he's not approaching. After five minutes of making the eyes with each, you decide to say say hi and he says hi. A flirty bar convo ensues and contact info is exchanged. The lights come on at the bar bachelor two leaves out the front door. You turn around and see your date's friend is gone and you're ready to go. Your date is nowhere to be found, he's been gone for at least 20 minutes (eye-roll). You see him at he other side of the bar talking to some people. You walk over to say goodnight, he pulls you to the side and proceeds to give you this bs speech. He says something about how when people first meet one another they're not always themselves, they send out representatives of themselves. He thinks that's bs, people should be who they are on a regular basis from 21 Jump Street. He makes a comment about how you're looking at him like he's a complete and totally jackass (which you are) and that he REALLY LIKES you. You don't really say anything because you're over it and ready to go home. As he's in this impassioned speech, some folks walk over and with he's adult (ADHD), he starts talking shit to them too . You walk towards the door and his friend stops you and says he'll walk you to your car. You guys walk and talk about regular stuff... where are you from, what do you do, blah blah. As you approach your car and say goodnight, you tell him to tell your date bye. He says he will and says this, "             is a jackass, there's no way he would've treated you like that." You give him the Kanye shrug, and get into your car and drive off into the night. Ladies and gentlemen welcome to my Friday Night.